"Don't bring an RPG to a gunfight with a cruiser and a destroyer"

Excellent sendup of the Somali pirate/US Navy Gun fight!

And so it is with a particular group of rather poorly educated pirates who ran afoul of two large and heavily armed US warships Saturday off the coast of Somalia, and suffered the consequences for their ill advised activities.

You see the pirates in question had missed a key educational course, enemy ship identification, given every Thursday evening at the yacht club by the local al Qaeda representative...

Shiver their timbers.